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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

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Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…

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Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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लड़का  :  बहुत अच्छा ड्रेस पहना है  ....

लड़की  : सच  .....

लड़का  : लिपस्टिक भी बहुत अच्छी  है ....

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लड़की  : .. Thank You .

लड़का  : मेकअप भी काफी अच्छा है ..♥ .. ♥ ..♥ ..

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लड़की  : Thank You !! भैया

लड़का : कमाल है ... फिरभी तुम  सुंदर नहीं दिख रही हो ...... 

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