Mark Twain Quotes and Sayings Page(9)

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
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