Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Mark Twain
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Mark Twain
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
Mark Twain
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