Mark Twain Quotes and Sayings Page(4)

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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I can live for two months on a good compliment.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
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