Sunday, 14 August 2011

Mark Twain Quotes and Sayings Page(10)

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
Mark Twain 

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Mark Twain 

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain 

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain 

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
Mark Twain 

We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain 

We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain 

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Mark Twain 

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark Twain 

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain 

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain 

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain 

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain 

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain 

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain 

When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain 

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain 

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain 

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain 

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain 


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