Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
Mark Twain
We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
Mark Twain
We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
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