You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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?What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
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Keep the school clean ... stay home!
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
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Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS :p
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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
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What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
---------------I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
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