If winning isn't everything why do they keep scoring?
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
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If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. :p
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
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If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.-----------------
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.-----------------
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.-----------------
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. :p
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