Top Funny one liner jokes,Quotes and sayings page(3)

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

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