Saturday, 13 August 2011

Frank Carson Quotes and Sayings page(1)





Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson 

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
Frank Carson 

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson 

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson 

No comments:

Post a Comment