While ordering whisky..
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
His wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She puts a worm in the water and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “What do you have to say about this experiment?”
He responds by saying: “Well! If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!” :))
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There was a guy in a bar he got really drunk.When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her , then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn’t move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said, “Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?”
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There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.”
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Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!
Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..
Bartender: Then… what went wrong?
Man: Well, then my wife found out!
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Santa is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
It says, “I will give you three wishes.” Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.”
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. Santa starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
Santa says, “I want two more of these.”
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Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
His wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She puts a worm in the water and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “What do you have to say about this experiment?”
He responds by saying: “Well! If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!” :))
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There was a guy in a bar he got really drunk.When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her , then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn’t move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said, “Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?”
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There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.”
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Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!
Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..
Bartender: Then… what went wrong?
Man: Well, then my wife found out!
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Santa is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
It says, “I will give you three wishes.” Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.”
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. Santa starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
Santa says, “I want two more of these.”
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